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Haigh seemed as if she’d been briefed more for a clash with Badenoch than a debate with the Tory deputy leader
By Will Dunn
As Louise Haigh waited behind the Speaker’s chair before her first Prime Minister’s Questions she chatted with the chancellor, John Healey, smiling and laughing in the way people do when they know lots of people are looking at them. At the despatch box the Welsh Office minister Anna McMorrin had the unenviable pre-PMQs task of trying to answer questions to which almost no-one in the rapidly filling house paid any attention, like a teacher trying to set homework after the bell has gone. Haigh looked fresh from the hairdresser’s – the scarlet dye of her pre-government days now a distant memory – and wore a cream silk blouse which didn’t have “I’m the most powerful woman in Westminster” printed on it, but projected that message nonetheless.
Haigh was representing the government at PMQs because the PM is, like the late, great Judith Chalmers, busy pretending that a trip to Antigua is real work. While Andy goes snorkelling with the King (we assume), Lousie Haigh is facing her Tory opposite number, deputy leader Alex Burghart. It’s quite the trajectory for Haigh, who was the first of Starmer’s ministers to resign in November 2024 when a spent conviction was revealed (in politics, one waits until one is in power before committing fraud; it’s far more lucrative).